Diary of the Red Queen, Mama & Lunatic

Newest Entry
2005
2004
2003
2002
2001

Diaryrings

Guestbook

2001-11-03 - 10:47 p.m.

Fun with dumbass in AOL Chatroom Majestic:

amerikanless has entered the room.

amerikanless: how do you play this fucking game?????

Smyth82A: it plays you

dparadise20: brb

dparadise20 has left the room.

amerikanless: im aware of that....but right now this is as far as i can get

Smyth82A: and "this" would be where?

amerikanless: this room

amerikanless: lol

megantheredqueen: Press Esc to activate a list of Majestic functions.

amerikanless has left the room.

Smyth82A: hahahhaha

megantheredqueen: if it hadn't sworn...

Smyth82A: meg, what would we do without you?

amerikanless has entered the room.

megantheredqueen: Die happy, I suppose.

Smyth82A: what happened?

amerikanless: ummmmm......didnt do anything

megantheredqueen: :-D

Smyth82A: AIM crash I guess

Smyth82A: try it again

megantheredqueen: sometimes alt + F4 works better

amerikanless has left the room.

Smyth82A: sweet jesus

megantheredqueen: ROFL

amerikanless has entered the room.

Smyth82A: AIM crash again?

Smyth82A: AIM sucks, in case you were suspicious

megantheredqueen: DP knows it.

Smyth82A: and yet they make us use it

amerikanless: now......why in the fuck do you people have to be assholes with me its like a senior putting a freshman in a locker

Smyth82A: yep...dp has been kicked out a lot today

megantheredqueen: come in swearing, leave with the escape key

megantheredqueen: come in demanding instead of requesting, leave with the escape key

megantheredqueen: and that would be "it's", not "its"

amerikanless: all you had to do was say something

amerikanless: kinda raw wouldnt you agree

megantheredqueen: nah

megantheredqueen: they tried it on me when I first came in here but I'm not that gullible

megantheredqueen: it's like a rite of passage

amerikanless: didnt say i was gullible

megantheredqueen: I did.

amerikanless: are you people on your menstrual cycle

DR4G0NSL4Y3R has entered the room.

megantheredqueen: I take it back. Not only are you gullible, you're reprehensibly rude.

megantheredqueen: hey dr4

Smyth82A: I would be save I don't have one

amerikanless: luckily i dont give a rats ass about your rude comments and if you arent going to help then go fuck off

megantheredqueen: Why don't you fuck off? This is not tech support and we aren't paid to listen to you bitch and demand help when it is a VERY easy game to play.

amerikanless: i will take a guess all you fucking assholes in here are women and its that time of month

megantheredqueen: Now, I certainly would have helped you if you hadn't been rude.

dparadise20 has entered the room.

amerikanless: fuck you and i just bought the game about an hour ago

dparadise20: hopefully this is better

megantheredqueen: But now I just hope you die painfully and protractedly.

megantheredqueen: Fuck you and nobody cares

megantheredqueen: hi dp

amerikanless: trust me i wont

dparadise20: wtf

dparadise20: I go away and a battle starts?

Smyth82A: apparently dp, we're all women in here including me and it's our time of the month

amerikanless: in the mean time why dont you get the fuck off your daddies dick and go to his sock drawer, grab his pistol, point it in your mouth, and pull the trigger

dparadise20: you too

dparadise20: why are you even bothering with him, he must be about 13

Smyth82A: dontcha love how imaginative children are these days?

amerikanless: try 27

dparadise20: and telling us his fantasies

megantheredqueen: 27 and you don't know how to use apostrophes?

megantheredqueen: I weep for the future.

amerikanless: i dont need too

amerikanless: you get the fucking point

megantheredqueen: No, of course not, why would you need to use a language properly? That would show skill.

dparadise20: and maybe some maturity

megantheredqueen: Maybe it's a troll.

megantheredqueen: *prods amerikanless* Looks kind of like a fungus.

amerikanless: oh. let me guess.......all these wipper-snappers dont have respect for old cunts like you right? because we wont walk your sorry ass across the street and open the fucking door for you???

dparadise20: if it's true that you just bought the game, why would you be such and ass and not try to get along with someone who may know more than you?

dparadise20: an*

amerikanless: i did

dparadise20: I wasn't gone that long

megantheredqueen: you came in swearing and demanding help, assmunch. asking would have been better.

megantheredqueen: but it's too late now because you have revealed yourself to be a cad, a coward, and a moron all in one go

dparadise20: and that's a lower case moron

amerikanless: you people are just to dam busy putting your snobby noses in the fucking air that you dont see us little peons down here

megantheredqueen: and I'm younger than you are, amerikanless, you old fart

megantheredqueen: That's true. I don't like talking to stupid people, as a rule.

Smyth82A: same here

megantheredqueen: These days, if you have good table manners and speak proper English, you're called a snob. Fine. I'm a snob.

amerikanless: see its called irratated, did anyone call you names when i first got in here????? NO

megantheredqueen: "irritated"?

amerikanless: is this english 101

Smyth82A: amerikanless: how do you play this fucking game????<----swearing and demanding

megantheredqueen: let's see, the first thing you said when you came in here was a very insistent: how do you play this fucking game?????

amerikanless: i work unlike some of you who pimps off there daddies

megantheredqueen: I'm AT work, dipshit.

amerikanless: gee, i dont think that was so bad

megantheredqueen: and that would be "their", not "there"

megantheredqueen: There indicates place, not possession.

amerikanless: fuck off you fucking cunt

megantheredqueen: and if you didn't learn that in elementary school you must be really stupid

megantheredqueen: oooooh, lookie, it's calling names again!

amerikanless: now fix that english you piece of shit

amerikanless: nope just tired

dparadise20: go away

megantheredqueen: "I can't think of an intelligent response so I will call her a cunt. Yes, that will sure show her I am a big man and boss of the situation!"

amerikanless: i would but im having to much fun

amerikanless: didnt say anything about wanting to be a boss

megantheredqueen: It's called reading between the lines.

amerikanless: dont make more of something then what it is

megantheredqueen: "than"

megantheredqueen: "Then" indicates time.

amerikanless: your too stupid for that dont do it

megantheredqueen: "Your" is possessive. You mean "You're"

amerikanless: megan you must be a real nerd

amerikanless: geek

dparadise20: roflmao, it's great

dparadise20: I have tears

megantheredqueen: If that means I care about speaking and spelling my NATIVE language properly, yes.

megantheredqueen: You should at least be able to speak and spell ONE language properly.

amerikanless: its a chat room

megantheredqueen: Thus far, I haven't seen evidence that you can.

amerikanless: not english class

megantheredqueen: "it's"

amerikanless: no one gives a shit

megantheredqueen: You have never attended an English class.

amerikanless: and in sorry i didnt pull out the dictionary

amerikanless: shit, if you only knew

megantheredqueen: If I only knew how many English classes you've been to and failed?

megantheredqueen: I'm sorry, that was insensitive of me.

dparadise20: awwww, do you have a sad story too?

dparadise20: don't we all

megantheredqueen: :'(

amerikanless: never failed any of them i didnt think i had to prove anything to you

megantheredqueen: My heart bleeds.

amerikanless: i will rememebr that in the future

megantheredqueen: You could have tried to prove you were a decent human being, but you didn't feel we were important enough to warrant being polite to.

amerikanless: oh shit here we go with spelling 101

megantheredqueen: best defense is a good offense, eh?

megantheredqueen: What on earth does that sentence have to do with spelling?

dparadise20: at some point in our past, we didn't know each other either, we didn't become friends by swearing or being naty

megantheredqueen: "You could have tried to prove you were a decent human being, but you didn't feel we were important enough to warrant being polite to"

megantheredqueen: nope, nothing about spelling.

amerikanless: when i saw it was all bitches i didnt feel i had too

dparadise20: nasty*

megantheredqueen: All bitches meaning all girls or all people you think you are superior to?

Smyth82A: To be fair, I'd be a bastard

megantheredqueen: yay, smyth

KeriSooVery: bitches??

amerikanless: see, whats with you thinking that someone is more superior

KeriSooVery: did i miss something??

megantheredqueen: Yes, Keri, you bitch, weren't you listening?

dparadise20: uh oh

megantheredqueen: :-D

amerikanless: i never said anything about it

KeriSooVery: about what?

megantheredqueen: If you don't feel we warrant politeness, then you must feel superior to us in some way (though I can't think what).

dparadise20: it's all about attitude

dparadise20: you may not need allies at the beginning of the game but you will later on, it pays to be nice

amerikanless has left the room.

KeriSooVery: did i say something?

Smyth82A: another lesson in manners doled out

KeriSooVery: I think it was above him, though.

KeriSooVery: hello Smyth...

Smyth82A: haven't had one of these experiences since pre-launch or early release at the latest

Smyth82A: hey Keri

megantheredqueen: w00t that was fun

KeriSooVery: are you serious?? where have you been?

KeriSooVery: heh

megantheredqueen: he was just mad that we fooled him into leaving the room twice in a row

Smyth82A: afk I guess

KeriSooVery: and i missed it. Dammit, next time, IM me!

KeriSooVery: lol... afk.

megantheredqueen: awww

Smyth82A: THAT was priceless

dparadise20: read back keri, I was rolling

Smyth82A: I thought he'd clue in after the first one

megantheredqueen: it was quite fun, wasn't it?

dparadise20: it sure was

KeriSooVery: lmao...

HAH

TRQ

previous - next

My Mood: How 'm I feeling?

My Weather:
Weather at Orlando International Airport









Places to Go:

Diagon Alley Forum
Diagon Alley Main Site
My Amazon Wishlist


the others, regardless of hosting site:





Diaryland