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2001-11-17 - 11:01 p.m. I should probably stop posting these but what the heck, it was the most amusement I had all day. Shairrick has entered the room. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: %-P~~~ Shairrick: ok so why is the stanby so LOOOOONG? megantheredqueen: Actually they have it set so the more you complain about it, the longer it is. Shairrick: i've been standingby since 9AM megantheredqueen: And you're still complaining. Shairrick: lol you play like you liked it pshyco megantheredqueen: You play like you can't spell psycho Shairrick: lol so you are DR4G0NSL4Y3R: can't put 3 words in a sentence in the correct order either.... megantheredqueen: You're not asking anything original. Shairrick: i just asked a question megantheredqueen: And I just answered it. megantheredqueen: I'm not tech support. Kiss off. Shairrick: ok point taken megantheredqueen: good Shairrick: is there anything to do to help the process megantheredqueen: Stop complaining? KERI S0 VERY: nope DR4G0NSL4Y3R: yeah, stop bothering the chatroom Shairrick: lol ty Keri megantheredqueen: If A causes B, and you don't like B, stop doing A. KERI S0 VERY: that's the way it goes megantheredqueen: If you get a rash from masturbating so much, stop masturbating. It's fairly simple. Shairrick: meagan is very angry i sense tension megantheredqueen: I sense the inability to spell a five-letter name like "Megan" even when it's written out RIGHT FUCKING IN FRONT OF YOU. megantheredqueen: %-P~~~ DR4G0NSL4Y3R: %-P~~~ Shairrick: (_)(_)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D----------Megan megantheredqueen: Drop dead, assmunch. megantheredqueen: Didn't you get the hint last time you were in here? megantheredqueen: Stop being so imbecilic and rude. megantheredqueen: Or get out. megantheredqueen: Simple choice. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: %-P~~~ usually don't Shairrick: i got your ( . )( . ) in my mouth i need milk sqirtem like you do for daddy megantheredqueen: true, dr4 KERI S0 VERY: aw damn KERI S0 VERY: you never learn, do you? megantheredqueen: What a man. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: apparently motards doesn't know how to come up with newer insults either megantheredqueen: Ooops, I mean dipshit. KERI S0 VERY: how old are you, 8? KERI S0 VERY: 9? megantheredqueen: 3 megantheredqueen: actually 1 if he's still breastfeeding DR4G0NSL4Y3R: yeah, he has a thing for that Shairrick: quit feeding me then Megan DR4G0NSL4Y3R: i pity him KERI S0 VERY: still, could be 8 megantheredqueen: hasn't grown beyond his oral fixation. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: ok...not really, i don't Fixxxxer101 has left the room. megantheredqueen: What a motard. megantheredqueen: You creep, I wouldn't let you touch me in a zillion years. dparadise20 has entered the room. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: has these little fantasies that he might actually get titties too...pathetic KERI S0 VERY: where's muda? megantheredqueen: Hey, DP. Motard's back. KERI S0 VERY: when we need him DR4G0NSL4Y3R: we should send him a milk bottle dparadise20: I missed this one megantheredqueen: We should send him a "special" letter. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: didn't miss much...he didn't have anything new to say dparadise20: can't find my font and it didn't stay Shairrick: hey dragon slayer wannabe that game sucks and you must still be in atari you hillbilly megantheredqueen: Yes, there should always be new ways to say "I'm a motard". megantheredqueen: Perhaps there is a greeting card for it. dparadise20: oh my megantheredqueen: Gee, as if Shairrick couldn't get any more lame. Shairrick: IM me to tell me to piss off KERI S0 VERY: i'll do it here KERI S0 VERY: PISS OFF megantheredqueen: Why don't you IM me, poser? Shairrick: poser like you megan DR4G0NSL4Y3R: oooh megantheredqueen: "I know you are but what am I?" KERI S0 VERY: ican do this DR4G0NSL4Y3R: he's going for the 'i know you are but what am i' Shairrick: rectal wrated parapeligic aids victim DR4G0NSL4Y3R: damn you're fast, meg DR4G0NSL4Y3R: :-) DR4G0NSL4Y3R: *smooch megantheredqueen: What the hell did you just say? megantheredqueen: Was that English? DR4G0NSL4Y3R: lol he IS 8 Shairrick: that was what your dad and uncle gave and did to you dparadise20: you were right dr, I didn't miss anything DR4G0NSL4Y3R: he just called himself an assmucher i think DR4G0NSL4Y3R: muncher Shairrick: hey i do hit guys with glasses Dragonslayer and your gettin knocked the fuck out Shairrick: GEEK megantheredqueen: You mean "you're". "Your" indicates possession. KERI S0 VERY: pfft DR4G0NSL4Y3R: lol i have better than 20/20 vision thank you very much eclipse5701: Shairricick.. you are annoyinf as hell.. megantheredqueen: :-P dr4 KERI S0 VERY: but shair does look pretty small though DR4G0NSL4Y3R: and i'd kick the shit out of you in less than a second...but i don't hit kids KERI S0 VERY: on many levels. eclipse5701: go piss up a rope and suck the wet end megantheredqueen: Yeah, that dick picture he made was what, an inch and a half long? Probably actual size. megantheredqueen: Erect. KERI S0 VERY has left the room. Shairrick: i came in here as a nice guy askin a simple question and you freaks wanted to smart off and poke holes and act smart and now we get to fight SUCH PRODUCTS OF SOCIETY DR4G0NSL4Y3R: nice means exact, but you wouldn't know that... megantheredqueen: Look, dumbass, if you hadn't been so offensive we'd have tried to help even though you are asking questions THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE have asked before you. Shairrick: no it doesnt book worm look it up megantheredqueen: The answers are on the GODDAMN MESSAGE BOARDS. megantheredqueen: And if you weren't so stupid, lazy, and illiterate you could look them up yourself. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: 6. Showing or requiring great precision or sensitive discernment; subtle: "a nice distinction; a nice sense of style." megantheredqueen: or nice (ns) Overdelicate or fastidious; fussy. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: who's the dipshit? i believe it's you Shairrick: so what im new to the game and am learning and asked out of curiosity and you people acted better than though and i did look them up i just wondered why Standby took so long megantheredqueen: If you'd read the specs for the game, you'd know megantheredqueen: because it is supposed to take place in realtime. megantheredqueen: Go read. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: he doesn't, meg megantheredqueen: Stop bothering us with your childish cock pictures. Shairrick: i did but did not anticipate the lengthy waits is there a aolution to it other than Sitting? megantheredqueen: Yes, get a life. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: anything harder than 'huked on foniks wercs fur me' confuses him megantheredqueen: This is on the boards too. Shairrick: still cant be human DR4G0NSL4Y3R: don't like it, don't play dparadise20: it's a different kind of game Shairrick: (_)(_)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D-------------ALL OF YA DR4G0NSL4Y3R: don't complain to us about it Shairrick has left the room. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: oh look he did it again DR4G0NSL4Y3R: w3wt megantheredqueen: And he left with a flourish. megantheredqueen: What a coward. DR4G0NSL4Y3R: as if that's gonna traumatize me for the rest of my life megantheredqueen: hope he does get anthrax megantheredqueen: I do tech support; I have no patience for stupidity. eclipse5701: w00T!!!!!!!! DR4G0NSL4Y3R: heh..that was actual size btw DR4G0NSL4Y3R: :-) megantheredqueen: and the longer I do this job, the more likely I am to go postal. megantheredqueen: zackly, dr4 megantheredqueen: look at his teeny little balls! DR4G0NSL4Y3R: i wouldn't even call it a ball...i have lint bigger than that... DR4G0NSL4Y3R: hehe the definition of 'nice' always gets them DR4G0NSL4Y3R: :P DR4G0NSL4Y3R: ;-) TRQ
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