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2001-11-17 - 11:01 p.m.

I should probably stop posting these but what the heck, it was the most amusement I had all day.

Shairrick has entered the room.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: %-P~~~

Shairrick: ok so why is the stanby so LOOOOONG?

megantheredqueen: Actually they have it set so the more you complain about it, the longer it is.

Shairrick: i've been standingby since 9AM

megantheredqueen: And you're still complaining.

Shairrick: lol you play like you liked it pshyco

megantheredqueen: You play like you can't spell psycho

Shairrick: lol so you are

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: can't put 3 words in a sentence in the correct order either....

megantheredqueen: You're not asking anything original.

Shairrick: i just asked a question

megantheredqueen: And I just answered it.

megantheredqueen: I'm not tech support. Kiss off.

Shairrick: ok point taken

megantheredqueen: good

Shairrick: is there anything to do to help the process

megantheredqueen: Stop complaining?

KERI S0 VERY: nope

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: yeah, stop bothering the chatroom

Shairrick: lol ty Keri

megantheredqueen: If A causes B, and you don't like B, stop doing A.

KERI S0 VERY: that's the way it goes

megantheredqueen: If you get a rash from masturbating so much, stop masturbating. It's fairly simple.

Shairrick: meagan is very angry i sense tension

megantheredqueen: I sense the inability to spell a five-letter name like "Megan" even when it's written out RIGHT FUCKING IN FRONT OF YOU.

megantheredqueen: %-P~~~

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: %-P~~~

Shairrick: (_)(_)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D----------Megan

megantheredqueen: Drop dead, assmunch.

megantheredqueen: Didn't you get the hint last time you were in here?

megantheredqueen: Stop being so imbecilic and rude.

megantheredqueen: Or get out.

megantheredqueen: Simple choice.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: %-P~~~ usually don't

Shairrick: i got your ( . )( . ) in my mouth i need milk sqirtem like you do for daddy

megantheredqueen: true, dr4

KERI S0 VERY: aw damn

KERI S0 VERY: you never learn, do you?

megantheredqueen: What a man.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: apparently motards doesn't know how to come up with newer insults either

megantheredqueen: Ooops, I mean dipshit.

KERI S0 VERY: how old are you, 8?

KERI S0 VERY: 9?

megantheredqueen: 3

megantheredqueen: actually 1 if he's still breastfeeding

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: yeah, he has a thing for that

Shairrick: quit feeding me then Megan

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: i pity him

KERI S0 VERY: still, could be 8

megantheredqueen: hasn't grown beyond his oral fixation.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: ok...not really, i don't

Fixxxxer101 has left the room.

megantheredqueen: What a motard.

megantheredqueen: You creep, I wouldn't let you touch me in a zillion years.

dparadise20 has entered the room.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: has these little fantasies that he might actually get titties too...pathetic

KERI S0 VERY: where's muda?

megantheredqueen: Hey, DP. Motard's back.

KERI S0 VERY: when we need him

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: we should send him a milk bottle

dparadise20: I missed this one

megantheredqueen: We should send him a "special" letter.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: didn't miss much...he didn't have anything new to say

dparadise20: can't find my font and it didn't stay

Shairrick: hey dragon slayer wannabe that game sucks and you must still be in atari you hillbilly

megantheredqueen: Yes, there should always be new ways to say "I'm a motard".

megantheredqueen: Perhaps there is a greeting card for it.

dparadise20: oh my

megantheredqueen: Gee, as if Shairrick couldn't get any more lame.

Shairrick: IM me to tell me to piss off

KERI S0 VERY: i'll do it here

KERI S0 VERY: PISS OFF

megantheredqueen: Why don't you IM me, poser?

Shairrick: poser like you megan

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: oooh

megantheredqueen: "I know you are but what am I?"

KERI S0 VERY: ican do this

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: he's going for the 'i know you are but what am i'

Shairrick: rectal wrated parapeligic aids victim

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: damn you're fast, meg

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: :-)

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: *smooch

megantheredqueen: What the hell did you just say?

megantheredqueen: Was that English?

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: lol he IS 8

Shairrick: that was what your dad and uncle gave and did to you

dparadise20: you were right dr, I didn't miss anything

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: he just called himself an assmucher i think

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: muncher

Shairrick: hey i do hit guys with glasses Dragonslayer and your gettin knocked the fuck out

Shairrick: GEEK

megantheredqueen: You mean "you're". "Your" indicates possession.

KERI S0 VERY: pfft

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: lol i have better than 20/20 vision thank you very much

eclipse5701: Shairricick.. you are annoyinf as hell..

megantheredqueen: :-P dr4

KERI S0 VERY: but shair does look pretty small though

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: and i'd kick the shit out of you in less than a second...but i don't hit kids

KERI S0 VERY: on many levels.

eclipse5701: go piss up a rope and suck the wet end

megantheredqueen: Yeah, that dick picture he made was what, an inch and a half long? Probably actual size.

megantheredqueen: Erect.

KERI S0 VERY has left the room.

Shairrick: i came in here as a nice guy askin a simple question and you freaks wanted to smart off and poke holes and act smart and now we get to fight SUCH PRODUCTS OF SOCIETY

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: nice means exact, but you wouldn't know that...

megantheredqueen: Look, dumbass, if you hadn't been so offensive we'd have tried to help even though you are asking questions THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE have asked before you.

Shairrick: no it doesnt book worm look it up

megantheredqueen: The answers are on the GODDAMN MESSAGE BOARDS.

megantheredqueen: And if you weren't so stupid, lazy, and illiterate you could look them up yourself.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: 6. Showing or requiring great precision or sensitive discernment; subtle: "a nice distinction; a nice sense of style."

megantheredqueen: or nice (ns) Overdelicate or fastidious; fussy.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: who's the dipshit? i believe it's you

Shairrick: so what im new to the game and am learning and asked out of curiosity and you people acted better than though and i did look them up i just wondered why Standby took so long

megantheredqueen: If you'd read the specs for the game, you'd know

megantheredqueen: because it is supposed to take place in realtime.

megantheredqueen: Go read.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: he doesn't, meg

megantheredqueen: Stop bothering us with your childish cock pictures.

Shairrick: i did but did not anticipate the lengthy waits is there a aolution to it other than Sitting?

megantheredqueen: Yes, get a life.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: anything harder than 'huked on foniks wercs fur me' confuses him

megantheredqueen: This is on the boards too.

Shairrick: still cant be human

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: don't like it, don't play

dparadise20: it's a different kind of game

Shairrick: (_)(_)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D-------------ALL OF YA

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: don't complain to us about it

Shairrick has left the room.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: oh look he did it again

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: w3wt

megantheredqueen: And he left with a flourish.

megantheredqueen: What a coward.

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: as if that's gonna traumatize me for the rest of my life

megantheredqueen: hope he does get anthrax

megantheredqueen: I do tech support; I have no patience for stupidity.

eclipse5701: w00T!!!!!!!!

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: heh..that was actual size btw

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: :-)

megantheredqueen: and the longer I do this job, the more likely I am to go postal.

megantheredqueen: zackly, dr4

megantheredqueen: look at his teeny little balls!

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: i wouldn't even call it a ball...i have lint bigger than that...

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: hehe the definition of 'nice' always gets them

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: :P

DR4G0NSL4Y3R: ;-)

TRQ

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